Bálla Powder “Keeps your balls cool”

Have a ball with this stuff

By Stanley Runk "Runkdapunk"

I tell ya folks, my scrotum has never smelled so good. I think we can all agree that nothing's worse than a wet, smelly, grimy sack. My wife's always telling me that one whiff of the foul thing could knock the Terminator off of a manure truck. Well, thanks to this Bálla stuff, I've got my act together. I just dump on a nice, heapin' helping and work it into a nice paste, and I'm as clean and soft as a spring breeze. The wife digs it too. Sometimes I plop my ol' fella onto the dining room table just to freshen the room up a bit. A great investment, I highly recommend buying it. You'd have to be NUTS not to.

Original review posted at Amazon

Sweaty balls contribute to global warming

A research study conducted by Bálla Powder determined that sweaty balls account for 10.5% of the 3.5 degree global temparature increase over the past 50 years. "It is very clear that the heat and sweat being generated downstairs by an increased male population is contributing to the global warming crisis. We feel that the use of Bálla Powder will have a greater impact on the crisis than reduced use of fossil fuels.

Bálla Powder in the press

The merest hint of ending your evening with a spot of duvet tango can send the sweat-producing apocrine glands in your groin into overdrive, giving you the confidence-sapper of a sweaty sac and a nasty case of ball musk later. Remedy the problem and prevent the batwing effect with Bálla Powder. Men's Health Magazine

...so dust on some Bálla tonight, and step out confident that if you romantic success is sabotaged it won't be due to gamy junk. Thrillist, New York

About Bálla Powder

Bálla Powder was formed in 2005 by Brodie Patten and Stephanie Augustyniak. Brodie says "I was tired of using feminine smelling talc sold in cheap, feminine and sometimes pink bottles. Men were in need of a more masculine product so we launched Bálla Powder."