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Bálla Powder “Keeps your balls cool”
Pronounced as in football but Bálla Powder is not for feet!
Apply Bálla Powder to your undercarriage to keep cool instead of hot, wet and sweaty. Keep your saddlebags dry with Bálla Powder while riding your bike.
Bálla Powder's available in three types.
- Original Formula
- Fragrance Free Formula
- Tingle Formula
Now when you come out of the shower or bath there's no reason to pinch the other half's talcum powder. No more will you end up smelling of roses or Lily of the Valley or the children's Johnson's Baby Powder!
Bálla Powder is men's talcum powder so you are guaranteed a masculine aroma.
Originally formulated for 'down there' Bálla Powder is great for using all over your body.
Use Bálla Powder before exercising to help stop chafing and before bedtime to ensure a cool bedtime.
Sprinkle Bálla Powder in your hand and rub it on. You can sprinkle Bálla Powder in your underwear. If you wear boxer shorts be aware you'll lose a load down the open legs!
Fragrance Free Formula
The only talcum powder available that is really fragrance-free. If you prefer to allow your cologne fragrance to be your only smell or have sensitive skin then this is for you.
- Fragrance free to keep you extra dry
- Ingredients - Talc, Zinc Oxide, Zinc Stearate, Aloe Extract, Chamomile Extract.
Tingle Formula
Some call this "air conditioning for the soul". The Tingle Formula provides a fresh scent and a cool feeling that guarantees you'll start your day in a refreshing way.
- Mint fragrance gives a cool tingling sensation
- Ingredients - Talc, Zinc Oxide, Zinc Stearate, Aloe Extract, Chamomile Extract, Eucalyptus Oil, Peppermint Oil, Rosemary Oil, Fragrance.
Original Formula
A perfect blend of soothing powder and natural fragrances guaranteed to leave you feeling dry, comfortable and smelling great.
- Oak/Musk fragrance with a silky feel
- Ingredients - Talc, Zinc Oxide, Fragrance, Aloe Barbodensis Extract, Chamomile Extract.
Tingle Bálla Powder really tingles if you are glabrous!
Have a ball with this stuff
By Stanley Runk "Runkdapunk"
I tell ya folks, my scrotum has never smelled so good. I think we can all agree that nothing's worse than a wet, smelly, grimy sack. My wife's always telling me that one whiff of the foul thing could knock the Terminator off of a manure truck. Well, thanks to this Bálla stuff, I've got my act together. I just dump on a nice, heapin' helping and work it into a nice paste, and I'm as clean and soft as a spring breeze. The wife digs it too. Sometimes I plop my ol' fella onto the dining room table just to freshen the room up a bit. A great investment, I highly recommend buying it. You'd have to be NUTS not to.
Original review posted at Amazon
Bálla Powder contains non-Asbestiform Talc. This means Bálla Powder does not contain carcinogenic asbestos fibres and is considered by the FDA to be GRAS (Generally Recognised As Safe) for use in cosmetic formulations. An important point considering testicular cancer causes so much suffering. Though Bálla Powder is perfectly safe you may want to wash it off before getting up close and personal with a partner. Girls can easily get irritated and in the same way that experimenting with whipped cream may be fun you wouldn't want to run the risk of a yeast infection spoiling things would you?
Sweaty balls contribute to global warming
A research study conducted by Bálla Powder determined that sweaty balls account for 10.5% of the 3.5 degree global temparature increase over the past 50 years. "It is very clear that the heat and sweat being generated downstairs by an increased male population is contributing to the global warming crisis. We feel that the use of Bálla Powder will have a greater impact on the crisis than reduced use of fossil fuels.
Bálla Powder in the press
The merest hint of ending your evening with a spot of duvet tango can send the sweat-producing apocrine glands in your groin into overdrive, giving you the confidence-sapper of a sweaty sac and a nasty case of ball musk later. Remedy the problem and prevent the batwing effect with Bálla Powder. Men's Health Magazine
...so dust on some Bálla tonight, and step out confident that if you romantic success is sabotaged it won't be due to gamy junk. Thrillist, New York
About Bálla Powder
Bálla Powder was formed in 2005 by Brodie Patten and Stephanie Augustyniak. Brodie says "I was tired of using feminine smelling talc sold in cheap, feminine and sometimes pink bottles. Men were in need of a more masculine product so we launched Bálla Powder."
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